I feel so violated! And yet, also, strangely vindicated. So here’s a picture of the young man who obliged:

He’s a great talent. You shall hear more from me on the subject of him on these pages and elsewhere. You have been warned. So, for that matter, has he. There’s a commemorative mug on the way to you, Rhods.
Ah, so you pick the picture of me that looks most like a cold blooded murderer? Fair enough – that gig was at halloween where I did a set of murder ballads, so it seems quite apt…